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DAWN OF THE DEMOCRATS - "vote early, and vote post-mortem"

NAVY SEAL TEAM SIX - Double tap, one to the chest, one to the the head. Osama Bin Ladin is dead...

TAGS: double *** osama bin ladin dead
Rating: 4.36/5

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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
The only good thing this President ever did.

JOE BIDEN QUOTE - "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical." (the American dead would disagree)

BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?

TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.

OBAMA COVER-UPS - Dead Americans could hurt re-election efforts Who would trust this President? No wonder military personnel prefer opposite party

TAGS: obama 2012 election brian terry chris stevens dead americans
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 5:42 pm

Told ya so! :)
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:20 pm
I now see this is a different BG, I thought it was the one that was sh** last week, my bad.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:19 pm
No Moooooooo, I had it right.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
The FBI says it appears the agents opened fire on each other of friendly fire. http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19796632/utah-funeral-set-for-border-patrol-agent-thursday
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ivie was sh** to death last week near the Mexican border as three agents responded to an alarm that was triggered by a sensor aimed at detecting smugglers. A second agent was wounded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:08 am

I think you're mixing up two different events.
SethMythrax - October 10, 2012, 11:09 pm
I didnt hear that Mooooooo, just that he may n=have been sh** by his fellow guard when they went to check out the alert....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2012, 6:52 pm

The border guard pictured above was sh** with an ak47 That doesn't sound like friendly fire to me.
SethMythrax - October 9, 2012, 6:31 pm
Too bad the berder cop was sh** & killed by his own buddy & nothing to do with Fast & Furious.....

DEAD PEOPLE - Voting Democrat for years.

TWO DOWN - One to go.

DEMOCRATIC VOTER REGISTRATION DRIVE - Yeah, its a lot like this... It's why Democrats resist Voter ID laws- so the dead can keep voting!

TAGS: dead voters
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:39 am
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 2:21 am
crickets chirping- dems know this to be true, so there is no reb***al


AT LEAST THE DEAD - Don't have to live with the consequences of their vote

OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE - And you can bet your sweet a$$ they will be voting for me in November just like they do in Chicago!

DEAD OHIO UNION VOTERS SPEAK - The dead and Acorn registered voters have spoken in Ohio. To hell with verification of registration- one man admitted registering 70 times.

" DIETING FORCES BRAIN TO EAT ITSELF, SCIENTISTS CLAIM " - By the way, have you ever noticed how thin Mr. Obama is? And that he even seems to be getting thinner?


BRING OUT YOUR DEAD (TO VOTE) - In an AP poll, with 8% oversampling of Democrats, Obama leads Romney by just one point!

TAGS: dead
Rating: 4.67/5

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" NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND " - Behold the Change that came to America.

DEAD DEMOCRATS IN OHIO UPSET - That their votes might not have been counted. Judges rule in their favor, blocking attempts to verify voter registrations.

DON'T THROW OUT THOSE VOTES - Who will speak for the dead?


IT'S NOT UNUSUAL - to be disoriented after just waking up

low information voters -

dead voters -

TAGS: dead voters
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - December 24, 2013, 11:55 pm
They must be, that's the only explanation for dead democrats voting...
AnimeIsGoodForYou - December 24, 2013, 2:00 pm
so zombies can vote now?

NO LONGER IL - Kim Jong Dead, not Kim Jong Il


On Second Thought -

ANNOY A LIBERAL - Remind them that dead people should not be voting!


TWO MORE BUSINESS - heading for bankruptcy.

deadocrats -

VERMONT - Had to have those historic COVERED BRIDGES, that hurricane IRENE washed away! Cutting you off from aid! The powers out! Now GRAMMA'S coffin is floating down MAIN STREET.

MUST SHOW ID - If I have to show an ID to cash a check, does that make me a disenfranchised worker, just like showing an ID to prevent voter fraud is wildly imagined to disenfranchise voters????

dead -

TAGS: dead
Rating: 4.91/5

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DID YOU KNOW - That this dead fellow here voted 61 times in Ohio last Tuesday?

Obama Eagle -

USAMA BIN LADEN - Finally, the world is rid of this evil POS.

In 2006 Obama said -

DEMOCRAT OVERSAMPLING - Its easy to see why they have Obama in the lead for November. Now the networks have to figure out how to get more democrats to show up at the polls

TAGS: bring out yer dead
Rating: 4.5/5

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JGalt - September 19, 2012, 11:32 pm
How do you then explain how Mondale was 18 points ahead of Reagan 2 weeks before the election? Cold feet?
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:08 am
*yawn* FAIL. Conservative Pollster John Zogby doesn't over-sample dems.He has Obama up by 6 points. Show me a link where Foxnews OR Zogby oversample/use-bad-methodology then maybe you'll have a point. For now, to quote Zogby, "Romney is on the ropes."LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:51 am
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 8:45 am
...But enough of what I think.As you said,I'm just a measly harmless internet troll.LOL I'm more interested in listening to a strong,confident expert like yourself who has such a sound grasp of the facts.*snicker*So I'll give you the last word on this :-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 8:37 am
So,here's the thing, when you say over and over again, "This guy isn't bothering me, he doesn't get under my skin!" yet you can't resist an opportunity to obsessively respond to him again and again,it's pretty obvious that I am getting under your skin.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:36 am
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romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously,tho. It's not just lib pollsters who have Mitt losing. America's leading CONSERVATIVE pollster J.Zogby has Obama up by 6 points. So does FoxNews. You're becoming desperate. So no one is buying it. Everyone knows Mitt is losing. Most of all, you.
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 8:30 am
TRANSLATION:When in doubt, ignore science(like most Republicans)and resort to conspiracy theory and superstitious thinking.Can't accept Romney is losing!Don't know if I can afford to buy my buddy that beer!!Gawd,Obama is winning!Head about to xplod! AHH!
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:12 am
Sorry we didn't warn you that it involved math.
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 6:55 am
And Holder is strong-arming Gallup for sampling in a pattern of what they think are likely voters. I remember Reagan was down by like 18 points a week before the election- so this oversampling crap has been around a long time, trying to influeunce us...
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 6:50 am
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WTFO - September 18, 2012, 3:00 am
JGalt, you beat me to the punch. I saw this today. It makes sense that the only reason Obama leads in so many polls is because they ask much more Dems who they like in the election. & the 1st response you get is a robocop/yoda/troll. Funny.
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 1:29 am
Sense none makes poster this. Worried jgalt since can't Romney win

RASMUSSEN HAS ROMNEY UP 7 - His sampling must be off- by not including the dead voters!


TAGS: u b dead
Rating: 4.43/5

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U.S. POST OFFICE - with all your problems you are worried about Santa?


TERM OF THE LIVING DEAD - This disease has infected too many politicians and entitlement recipients!

GOOD RIDDINGS - Bin Laden is confirmed dead


BREAKING NEWS - This just in, the White House has just confirmed that Osama Bin Ladin is still dead...

REPUBLICAN ECONOMIC PLAN - Someone has to build the coffins Someone has to sew the flags Someone has to dig the hole...Everybody wins!


Bush Legacy -

PUBLIC OUTCRY - Remember all the braindead outrage over Terri Schiavo?

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD - I bet cons are mad that Obama did what Bush couldn't.


MARGARET WHO? - And this is a poster girl for the teabaggers??



TAGS: gop dead bump in road
Rating: 2/5

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Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 9:34 am
READ the whole story lapdogs. http://winchester.patch.com/articles/doherty-s-mom-says-it-s-sad-death-politicized
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:40 am
Glad to know your "safe word" Please go on
JGalt - October 14, 2012, 9:49 pm
What an outta context remark! Thanks for playing!
Embalmer - October 14, 2012, 9:17 pm
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GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 6:45 pm
s****** more FAIL loser?
Embalmer - October 13, 2012, 5:25 pm
You rightists dn't have a fricking clue as to the context of his comment - you're all FOX News lapdogs and to stupid to realize it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 8:23 am
I'd ask you for facts about any of the crap you post, but it would make your pinhead explode...

HELP THE HANDICAPPED - It's the courteous thing to do.

TAGS: teabaggers are braindead
Rating: 1.73/5

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simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:24 am
why does everything need to come down to hate/racism, why can't it just be me thinking for my self, though it might disagree with your ideas?
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:22 am
we might be braindead, but at least we aren't stupid.. we can see disagreement in ideals and see it as a debate opportunity, where as you liberals see a disagreement as the fact that we hate you and won't tolerate you for some reason or another..


TAGS: jetski deadbeat
Rating: 1.62/5

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crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:05 am
Clearly, arnnatz, you don't know what you're talking about anymore.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 11:04 am
That's nice arnnatz. Too bad that's not what simplegenius and I are discussing.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 11:04 am
If FEMA is so great, why didn't they preposition transportation, fuel, and food - oh, that's right, they didn't know a hurricane was approaching that area.
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 11:02 am
arnnatz - November 3, 2012, 11:02 am
cranky, your ignorance is astounding. Your claim is that the government is the only option to providing disaster relief, but the reality is that they are poor at doing so. NGO's whether or not they are for-profit, do a far better job and have greater
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:25 am
simple: That's a list of volunteer organizations, not a list of for profit businesses.
crankyhead - November 3, 2012, 10:24 am
moronnatz, the question was name a business (for-profit organization) that does this.
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
ran out of apparently didn't paste the list like I though... here it is: http://www.disastercenter.com/agency.htm
simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 4:47 pm
i did name one the last time, but here's a list of non-government agencies some are NGOs yes, but NRC environmental services will clean up disasters as they were dispatched to the Deepwater Horizon spill and other disasters including Hazmat response.
arnnatz - November 2, 2012, 1:11 am
idiot, they are a non-government organization who takes care of people in emergencies.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
The Red Cross is an NGO, not a for profit business, ya dimbulb.
arnnatz - November 1, 2012, 10:39 pm
the red cross
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:19 pm
I kinda stopped counting about a month ago, but I do believe we're currently sitting at Cranky - 74 Groucho - 1.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:17 pm
...flip flopping positions, whenever he feels like it will gain him points with the republican base. So, good luck. I'm sure you'd already be developing a headache, if you only had a brain.
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:16 pm
The funny thing here is, the only way out for you right now, is to show me evidence of Romney spouting the opposite position. I'm well aware that this evidence exists, but all you can do with it, is reinforce Romney's already shaky record on...
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:14 pm
Seeing as how they are right there, in the public domain, I bet you wish you could take back that comment about asking me for facts, huh?
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:11 pm
Hey, don't take it from me. Here's a youtube clip, you can hear the news straight from the horse's @$$. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3GVAX7ps4
GrouchoMarxist - November 1, 2012, 7:53 pm
Try complete lies....
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:41 pm
Any chance you want to name one of those businesses? Or should I ask this same question a third time, in another couple days?
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:35 pm
simplegenius - November 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
it's like the post office, businesses ship everyday for profit.. other businesses help disaster victims with a profit, so they can help in the future.. FEMA loses money, it might run out, like social security and california pensions.
freasy - November 1, 2012, 10:27 am
Check your facts fool, out of context misquote
GrouchoMarxist - November 1, 2012, 7:48 am
Asking crank for facts? ROFL
JGalt - November 1, 2012, 6:47 am
citations please?

it's a mistake... for now -

Democrat Party R.I.P -

trump -


deadpool psa -

trump -

TAGS: trump deadpool
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - March 17, 2016, 10:10 pm
Ladies,and gentleman...And now, presenting, the UNCENSORED version X-D Enjoy! http://s24.postimg.org/sfdqzn7ad/uncut_Deadpool_on_Trump.jpg

psa -

TAGS: deadpool trump
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - March 25, 2016, 8:47 pm
cracks me up that when you don't agree with a tea party radical, then you must be a liberal. I am supporting Kasich, so maybe my moderate conservatism is just too left-of-the-far-right for you nutjob Cruz and Trump groupies. Catch y'all on the flip side
truthteller - March 25, 2016, 8:29 pm
i wasn't defending Fauxnews. I was laughing at your thinly-veiled-critique making fun of the works of others as the worst of the worst. Says the troll who makes posters exclusively in MSpaint and… wait for it… dunh dunh dunh…. RED!! Pot, meet kettle.
truthteller - March 25, 2016, 8:20 pm
so Im the "wannabe vet"?You Trump supporters project a lot.Last I checked you lied that you were a twentysomething, foxrecon scout in the 19th division of the military until you were outed as just another old guy guilty of stolen valor, fantasizing online
truthteller - March 25, 2016, 7:52 pm
Im placing my bets on you Chris.Not that it's much of contest,brother. FN doesnt stand a chance against your lying, racism-coded, far-rightwing propaganda memes you create on MSpaint.You win hands down for suckiest posters on politifake.You the champ,bro!
11BangBang - March 25, 2016, 7:47 am
Appreciate the input and will definitely consider your advice if ever compelled to compete with you to create a Worst Rated meme. Cheers
fauxnews - March 19, 2016, 7:33 pm
Also,Deadpool already DID a funny PSA.You coulda used the official DP PSA background instead of a generic pict.No worries,fixed this for you X-D 66255 www.politifake.org/hildabeast-rotten-clintons-abhorrent-victory-deadpool-trump-politics-66255.html (2/2)
fauxnews - March 19, 2016, 7:29 pm
You know, mate...this could've been really funny if you just took your time with it. For starters, you rushed your grammar(PSA+reminder=redundant) Also,"brown pants" doesnt make sense. "Brown shirts" is the appropriate Nazi phrase you're looking for(1/2)

You're Welcome -

Death -

Shrillary Rotten Clinton -

Not So Ready For Hillary -

Pathetic Plutocrat -

Obama spied.... -

Black Lives Matter? -

TAGS: black lives matter blacklivesmatter chicago murders gun control rahm emanuel cuba laquan mcdonald dead fish liberals democrats progressives race baiters
Rating: 5/5

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TMe - December 8, 2015, 12:24 pm
The shooters were all racist white cops, right? (Probably the way the media sees it)

Slow Joe Biden -

TAGS: slow joe biden sloppy joe plugsy the clown senile codger brain dead democrat liberal lunatic progressive putz
Rating: 5/5

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guest818 - July 14, 2015, 12:01 am
Cannabal - July 13, 2015, 5:06 pm

Hillary wasn't "Dead Broke" But She IS Morally Bankrupt -

walking dead -

remember that time -

trumps lone black supporter -

Deadpool Is Always Correct -

TAGS: deadpool politically correct
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - April 6, 2016, 4:06 pm

Obama Regime: Folding Like A Cheap Lawn Chair -

Who needs a Zombie Gun when you have the Democrat Party? -

Deadpool Is The One With The Gun -

It Should All Start Beginning To Come Together For Everyone -

republican governing style -

TAGS: republicans are dead ends
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - March 28, 2017, 12:11 pm
Very nicely done, especially how the arrows point right. Upvoted!

Trump 2016 -

Deadpool on Socialized Medicine -

15 minutes of fame -

Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent victory -

TAGS: deadpool trump protests brown shirts
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - March 19, 2016, 8:55 pm
fauxnews - March 19, 2016, 7:39 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the NEW and IMPROVED 66229 www.politifake.org/psa-deadpool-trump-politics-66229.html Enjoy! X-D Be sure to have your pets and Trump supporters spayed or neutered. We now return you to your regularly scheduled #trumptrum

ned beaty trump supporter delivered -

more photos from San Jose -

Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent strategy -

How do you push a dishonest Republican's Buttons? -

TAGS: polly the political parrot deadpool
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 21, 2016, 9:54 pm
I think Trump needs to fill out this form, http://content.wgrz.com/ph**o/2016/02/17/hurt_feelings_1455743903874_306466_ver1.0.jpg Beware the censorship of that one word.[
fauxnews - February 20, 2016, 2:55 am
If you think that's funny, watch the idjit flip flopping on his feud with the Pope
calron - February 20, 2016, 2:45 am
That would explain Trump's cease and desist letter. http://www.ijreview.com/2016/02/539906-ted-cruz-reacts-to-cease-and-desist-letter-from-the-trump-campaign/



TAGS: democrats chant for dead cops
Rating: 4.53/5

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DudleyDoRight - January 1, 2015, 9:23 pm
...i do see one uneducated American ja****s who couldn't spell his way out of a wet paper bag (you) who is very happy that some black maniac killed a couple of cops. You're giddy for sure, trying to exploit it to lash out against minorities.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2014, 5:32 am
Let me break it down for you, Cecil. You are blue. You hate red. Someone hates blue AND red. That someone puts on red and starts f-ing up your blue turf. You get mad and invade red turf. Now u look stupid. How can you be gangsta' and not know this, Cecil?
usapatriot - December 23, 2014, 12:26 am
We're mourning here.Leave us be.I responded to your taunt and came to your turf to defend myself and now it's over.Please do not return to our turf to troll our blog.I've nothing more to say to you and will ignore you.Please disable my account.Bye ~ Cecil
usapatriot - December 23, 2014, 12:13 am
Sucker is right.It be the first time?You've been hearing it all yo life.You admitted to it in your comments history when arguing about it with others-accusing one of stalkin your a** for finding out yo identity.Do you really expect anyone to believe you?
OTC - December 22, 2014, 11:59 pm
Come on fox, we all know there is only one recon scout in the entire army, so it has to be you. Besides, usap obviously does not keep up with current events or he would know the meaning of the poster
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 7:59 pm
Can't say it's been a pleasure. Happy Holidays to everyone else tuning in. Remember the fallen. bye ~~ Cecil
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 7:48 pm
I said what needed to be said and what's done is done. Some jokester posted a hyperlink to this meme on the comment section of a blog memorializing the death of black child - thinking it was funny. a**uming it was the same troublemaker who made this meme
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2014, 7:30 pm

Stop the name calling or get banned. Your choice.
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 2:43 pm
You made a racist wannabe meme because you thought you could get away with it and now you won't admit it because you're too stubborn to admit you're wrong, just like you're too stubborn to admit you hate Obama's skin color.A real man would have owned it
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 2:40 pm
No tragedy too large or too small that conservatives racists like you wont seize it to push their spineless political agenda. I didn't expect you to actual answers to any of this, I expected you to lie....very predictable and poorly played on your part.
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 2:32 pm
You've been engaging in stolen valor? Nice what a little digging will do. Explains your cowardice. At least the liberals here can commit to something, you play the fence sitting game so that no one can question you. Grow a spine sissy.
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 2:26 pm
Given the opportunity to actually "face me" or any black man with your trolling you'd run crying to your mommy. I'm a fully grown man, you're a small racist child with a keyboard.
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 2:23 pm
Your soap box is taller than my horse, take a breath before you pass out. Clearly you have a problem with black people and clearly you hate Obama because he's black. How do you propose getting the sand out of your v*****?
foxrecon19d - December 22, 2014, 12:43 pm
Always funny to see Obama worshipping sycophants like usapatriot lose their minds over a poster that does not equate Obama to God. Imagine what they would be capable of doing if Obama where to say, "Don't trust cops."
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 5:47 am
I didn't realize North Korea had you as their inside man. N.Korea must be proud to have you as their ally,spy, attacking your American brothers, betraying your country. You're Kim Jong-un's little b i t c h
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 5:34 am
No.You're thinkin about the"I hate black people" sign you dropped at the KKK rally.Dont worry,though.You can get another one from the GOP.You have a dozen more like that in your bedroom,right under the"n**e BinLaden"poster you pleasure yourself to.P ussy
usapatriot - December 22, 2014, 5:32 am
No.You're thinkin about the"I hate black people" sign you dropped at the KKK rally.Dont worry,though.You can get another one from the GOP.You have a hundred more like that in your bedroom,right under the"I
foxrecon19d - December 22, 2014, 4:18 am
You dropped your "I want dead cops" sign on 42nd street. Don't worry, though. You can get another one from Al Sharpton
uspatriot - December 21, 2014, 10:44 pm
You are racist f***ing idiot for making this - suggesting that the Pres would be happy some maniac murdered cops + implying a race motive when you're just scapegoating blacks.No wonder cyberterrorist p ussies like you hide behind their computers.Traitor